Sincerely, Sally B.

Sally B. is a nickname my uncle gave me. It's how I'd sign all my notes, cards, Highlights artwork and my My Little Pony collection. It was cute when I was 8. So sue me if I'd like to go back to a time when coloring, jelly shoes and Easy Bake Ovens were in.

Sep 13, 2009

Phone calls with "the baby" sister.

Me: I started a blog.
The baby: You're a douche bag.
Me: Shut up. Just go to the site.
The baby: No, you're a fag.
Me: How old are you gonna be when you stop saying "douche bag" and "fag"?
The baby: Not 21.
Me: I hate you.


God love her. She keeps me young. And spiteful.

Sincerely,

Sally B.
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