Sally B. is a nickname my uncle gave me. It's how I'd sign all my notes, cards, Highlights artwork and my My Little Pony collection. It was cute when I was 8. So sue me if I'd like to go back to a time when coloring, jelly shoes and Easy Bake Ovens were in.

Sep 15, 2009

Does he want a date or a street fight?


If a guy left me this message, he'd catch a first-class junk punch.

This is probably the dude who kidnaps women and hides them in his back yard.


Sincerely,
 
Sally B.