Sincerely, Sally B.

Sally B. is a nickname my uncle gave me. It's how I'd sign all my notes, cards, Highlights artwork and my My Little Pony collection. It was cute when I was 8. So sue me if I'd like to go back to a time when coloring, jelly shoes and Easy Bake Ovens were in.

Sep 1, 2009

Precautionary Measures

Everyone's freaking out about H1N1. FREAKING. Out. (I prefer to use the medical name, as I'm quite the fan of Piglet, Ms. Piggy, Wilbur and many other celebri-swines.) Hand washing, folks. It's not THAT hard. I've seen Outbreak no less than 64 times so I've decided to do my part in preventing widespread flu outbreak, because I'm a generous yet concerned citizen. [Marcel's not so cute now, eh Ross?] .

Me: i'm pretty annoyed that the stupid flu shots aren't ready yet.
Coworker: are you taking any interesting swine flu precautions? [She's completely serious.]
Me: hmmm. I've decided that I'll not be making out with strangers at *local bar* until at least December.
Coworker: ooh, good choice


Do your part, folks. It's best for the community.

P.S. To my coworker who INSISTS on over-preaching the use of antibacterial hand gel.... THAT SHIT KILLS ALL YOUR GOOD BACTERIA. Thanks anyway, though. Ass.

Sincerely,

Sally B.
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